🔴 The campaign · streamed live
Buy a new Tesla. Burn it live.
We're crowdfunding one brand-new Tesla, bought straight off the showroom floor — and then, fully permitted and supervised by a professional fire crew, we set it ablaze for the most gloriously documented combustion in EV history. Every backer watches it burn live.
🔒 Secure checkout by Stripe · pay what you want · every backer gets the livestream
How it works
Three steps to one beautiful bonfire
Funded by you, bought new, and burned on camera — every stage documented, exactly like the incidents in our calendar.
Donations and merch sales fill the fund. It opened at 17% and climbs $5 every single day until we hit $75,000.
We walk into the showroom and buy one brand-new Tesla outright — no salvage title, no financing a future bonfire.
On a permitted, fire-safe site with professionals on standby, we light it up and stream every angle to our backers.
🔴 The main event
Watch it burn — live
The combustion will be streamed in full HD. Every backer who donates gets the private stream link and the full uncut footage afterwards.
Your backstage pass to the blaze
Once the fund hits $75,000, we schedule the burn and send every backer:
- 🔴 A private link to the live stream of the burn
- 🎬 The full uncut footage afterwards
- 🏆 Your name on the digital Wall of Flame
- 🔥 Top backer gets to choose how it burns
Back the burn
Pick your flame
Every donation is "pay what you want" — these are suggestions. All tiers check out on the same secure Stripe page.
Everything above — plus you choose how it burns. Front-to-back? Roof first? A grand reveal? The single highest backer directs the finale.
Become the Pyromancer →Not ready to pay? Pledge.
Get the call when the fund hits goal
Add your email and we'll message you exactly twice: once when we hit $75,000, and once with the live stream link. No spam, no range anxiety.
The collection
Shop the merch — every order fuels the fire
Hoodie, tee, framed and metal prints, mug, tote, and the 2027 fire calendar. Proceeds go straight into the fund. Free worldwide shipping · ships in 48h · 30-day returns.
Live tracker
Why we do this 🔥
We track every real, documented Tesla fire — the same incidents that fill our calendar. The live tracker feeds in fresh ones below.
Before you ask
FAQ
Is this for real?
The campaign is a satirical art project by the Burning Tesla store. Any actual burn would be done only by licensed professionals, on a permitted and controlled site, in full compliance with fire and environmental law — never on a public road and never as a how-to.
What does my donation get me?
The private live stream link, the full uncut footage, and your name on the Wall of Flame. The single highest backer gets to choose how the car burns.
How does the merch ship?
Free worldwide shipping, dispatched within 48 hours, with 30-day returns. Checkout and payment are handled automatically by Stripe.
Are donations tax-deductible?
No. Donations support the campaign and the team behind the calendar; they are not charitable contributions. We are not affiliated with Tesla, Inc.