Burning Tesla
The calendar that runs on schadenfreude.
2026 Edition · Now shipping worldwide
The Burning Tesla Wall Calendar is the internet's most flammable wall art — a year of the most spectacular Tesla fires, every single one pulled from a real, documented incident. Premium stock. Foil-stamped flames. A QR code on every month linking to the actual news report.
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The collection
The calendar's the headliner — but the whole lineup is here: hoodie, tee, framed prints, mug, tote and more. Free worldwide shipping.
What's inside
Every month is a different real incident, captioned with the date, location, and what (allegedly) went wrong. It's funny because it's documented.
Driveway Spontaneous Combustion
Parking Garage Inferno
Highway Battery Blaze
Charging Cable Meltdown
Showroom Smoke Show
Reignition (×3)
Supercharger Cookout
Ferry Deck Fireworks
Recall-Day Roast
Tunnel Smoulder
Cybertruck Bonfire
Holiday Hot Box
Live tracker
The best shots make next year's calendar. The live tracker feeds in fresh incidents below.
★★★★★ · 1,400+ owners
"Bought it ironically. Now my whole office checks it every morning. November is a masterpiece."
— Devon R., verified buyer"My brother-in-law has three Teslas. Best gift I've ever given. He did not laugh. I did."
— Mara L., verified buyer"The QR codes actually work and link to the real news. Genuinely impressive bit of design."
— Tomas K., verified buyerBefore you ask
Yes. Every image is from a documented, publicly reported incident. We link the original source via QR code on each page.
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It started as a joke in a group chat and turned into a wall calendar that funds a tiny team tracking EV incidents all year. The bit writes itself — we just print it.
Twelve months of glorious, documented failure. Hang it up. Start the conversation.