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Burning Tesla

The calendar that runs on schadenfreude.

★★★★★ 1,400+ sold

The Burning Tesla 2026 Wall Calendar

Twelve months. Twelve infernos. Every one of them real.

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  • Format A4 wall calendar, spiral-bound
  • Paper Premium 200gsm matte stock
  • Cover Foil-stamped flame finish
  • Extra QR code on every month → the real news report
  • Authenticity 100% real, documented incidents

What's inside

A full year, fully ablaze

Jan

Driveway Spontaneous Combustion

Feb

Parking Garage Inferno

Mar

Highway Battery Blaze

Apr

Charging Cable Meltdown

May

Showroom Smoke Show

Jun

Reignition (×3)

Jul

Supercharger Cookout

Aug

Ferry Deck Fireworks

Sep

Recall-Day Roast

Oct

Tunnel Smoulder

Nov

Cybertruck Bonfire

Dec

Holiday Hot Box

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People who hung it up

"Bought it ironically. Now my whole office checks it every morning. November is a masterpiece."

— Devon R.

"Best gift I've ever given. He did not laugh. I did."

— Mara L.

"The QR codes actually link to the real news. Impressive bit of design."

— Tomas K.

Twelve months of glorious, documented failure.