Driveway Spontaneous Combustion
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The Burning Tesla 2026 Wall Calendar
Twelve months. Twelve infernos. Every one of them real.
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- Format A4 wall calendar, spiral-bound
- Paper Premium 200gsm matte stock
- Cover Foil-stamped flame finish
- Extra QR code on every month → the real news report
- Authenticity 100% real, documented incidents
What's inside
A full year, fully ablaze
Parking Garage Inferno
Highway Battery Blaze
Charging Cable Meltdown
Showroom Smoke Show
Reignition (×3)
Supercharger Cookout
Ferry Deck Fireworks
Recall-Day Roast
Tunnel Smoulder
Cybertruck Bonfire
Holiday Hot Box
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People who hung it up
"Bought it ironically. Now my whole office checks it every morning. November is a masterpiece."
— Devon R."Best gift I've ever given. He did not laugh. I did."
— Mara L."The QR codes actually link to the real news. Impressive bit of design."
— Tomas K.